A True Genius
Watching a man juggle from shoulder to shoulder
a pig carcass whilst trying to close the door of his
transit van is both unsettling and highly entertaining.
Behind, the queue of cars gets longer, horns go.
‘Fuck off!’ he shouts, getting the door closed,
steadying the meat on one shoulder and with his
free hand showing them his best finger, and with
each step back the legs bounding as if still alive in some pen.
The van left there in the middle of the road blocking traffic.
Fucking excellent work, man.
by David Ross Linklater
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